BLORING

a boring evening with uninteresting people, to be bad or indesireable

I WENT TO MY IN LAWS FOR DINNER AND FOUND IT TO BE VERY BLORING.

by KURMY December 21, 2009

Blokingham

Word used to describe the town of Wokingham, Berkshire, in the United Kingdom, which is renowned for having an overpopulation of males at each of its many drinking establishments

"I wanna snaffle some bapples tonight. Where we going? Not Blokingham!"

by The Cantoons October 28, 2007

Blowing Freckles

The spray pattern of fine fecal particles produced by moist flatus (wet fart)

I got pinkeye from my brother blowing freckles in my face.

by microland June 13, 2014

blowing bender

Smoking an e-cig. Due to the physical similarities of an e-cig to a robot penis.

Relax, I'm not smoking a real cigarette, I'm blowing bender.

by seeyounexttuesday August 23, 2014

Blowing Shine

The act of squirting semen out of your ass.

The best part of anal is afterwards when you get to watch them blowing shine.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

Blobing

Being lazy, unresponsive, unable to move, generally acting like a blob would.

I went to see if Dillon wants to go hiking tomorrow afternoon, but he was totally blobing

This weekend I'm gonna blob out and do nothing

by Heindle May 27, 2016

Bloing

Someone who is usually a huge douchebag and is terrible at literally everything.

Damn that bloing sucks.

by Kthen May 19, 2016