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Floss Blockin'

Floss Blockin' is when someone with a ragged out, peace of trash car parks around another vehicle that is Flossin.
Kool Dude: "YO IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!!"
Kool Dudes Friend: "Y is that bro?"
Kool Dude: "You know how I always park way in the back at Wal-Mart to let everyone see my pimp ass Gator on 24's. Well some ass in a Hoo-Doo comes park right on the side of me and block my whip yo!!."
Kool Dudes Freind: "Dont trip hes just Floss Blockin' !!"
by K4rupt November 16, 2005
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blacking out

when one consumes so much of a substance (typically alcohol) that one cannot remember one's actions at a later time, be it later in the night or the morning after

see also time travel
I blacked out as soon as i put that fifth of jack to my lips... what the hell did I do last night?

How the fuck did I get here? I must have blacked out

blacking out has nothing to do with electronics.
by -___________- January 15, 2008
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bloking

the act of going out into public in search of attractive males ("blokes"), with the intention of potentially meeting a suitable mate. The act is often conducted along with the consumption of alcohol.

Much as men may go "creeping" or "wenching" for young women, women may go bloking for young men.
I'm sure my ex is out there creeping for girls right now. I might as well get drunk and go bloking and see if I can get laid, too.

My friend and I went shopping and bought sexy new clothes, so we decided to dress up and go bloking that night.
by DQsomethingdifferent August 14, 2011
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fake blacking

The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.
White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."

White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."
by DfaceO September 8, 2014
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blonking

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.
the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.
by SupremeFemboy69 April 9, 2021
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blorking

When a dog barks in their sleep.
"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."
by Chase in San Antonio February 3, 2014
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blacking out

To drink so much alcohol that you dont remember a thing.
Jenny: What happened last night?
Christy: You don't remember? You need to cut down on the booze...you keep blacking out!!
by ghodsi January 14, 2008
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