blanga

A person who bangs people’s moms and hides their laundry so their kids don’t see them.

Justin was a blanga

by Kk ligma July 11, 2019

bangout

it’s like hanging out but u don’t hang out
u just fuck

let’s bangout later. ;))

by uglywhorablebflb September 11, 2019

blagoon

a tall lanky 17-year old, whos pasty white and has brown hair but looks like a 25 year old
go look up ImBlagoon on twitch.tv

Austin is a Blagoon.

by iHasCakes November 17, 2019

Bangor Jedi

A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.

Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.

Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC

BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC is the best soccer player ever. He is the BEST at ball handling and finishing. He gets more pussy than a vet center and is extremely attractive.

Girl 1: No way is it actually Blago the GOAT of soccer.
*Every girl turns to Blago and wants to fuck him. *
Girl 2: Legends say it his dick once intimidated the other team, and they let him win.
Blago's manager: sounds like BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC!

by NoThingbuttfaxs March 3, 2022

Blanton

A man with DNA almost exactly the same as the O'Leary clan but Blantons have an infatuation with the Durbin clan

Acting like a Blanton again.

by Coldkickinit May 19, 2022

blargo shtornk bing bing honkle stonkle

When you have to shit really bad, but aren't in a situation when it's available

Dude, I know we're at a funeral right now but I really have to blargo shtornk bing bing honkle stonkle.

by bigrealmanthe October 13, 2023