Stinking Bishop

A cock that secretes a profuse amount of knob cheese.

A: Dude check it out it's Stuey B!
B: What a stinking bishop

by Heli February 21, 2005

Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.

Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"

by snakehands July 7, 2010

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

Polish the Bishop

To Jerk off, masturbate.

"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"

by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005

Angry Bishop

A raging hard-on

He had the angry Bishop. It was like a baby's arm sticking out a pram holding a candy apple.

by Crispeee September 21, 2011

PMitch Bishop

PMitch Bishop or Mitch for short is Reading slang for someone with autism, and who loves Daniel Simmons. However, the said person is sometimes nice, though picky. The "Bishop" is a suffex which indicates that the man in question is also a pedophile.

"That guy is so Mitch(PMitch Bishop) why is he speaking so loudly?"

by Danielsimmons June 7, 2019

Full as a Bishop's ballbag

Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.

Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"

by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008