A "bachelor" party thrown for a father to be on the day of the expecting mothers's baby shower. Hall passes are rare in this world and get even more scarce after a baby so take advantage when you can.
My wife had her baby shower yesterday so my boys threw me a "Baby Bachelor Party" where we proceeded to d0 our best impression of "The Hangover"...
by Freeslouz April 13, 2011
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the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
by HitStick93 April 6, 2010
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A man or a woman who has done or is doing someone so stupid that the first thing you can think to call them is a bioch....or it can be an endearing phrase to a loved one who just happens to be a dumb ass....
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ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.
ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.
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"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"
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