birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016

BMexting

the act of texting while riding a bike, most commonly a BMX bike.

Today I was walking down the sidewalk and was almost killed by a squirley guy BMexting on his bicycle

by Sisko55 March 24, 2010

trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.

bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!

by Jbob April 27, 2003

beating around the bush

when a person or people are happy, angrey, or excited and decides to take a sledgehammer and find a bush and just start beating the ground around it.

Tom was so mad when his girl-friend dumped him that he started to go beating around the bush to release stress.

by Joey J. G. November 19, 2007

brexting

Texting while breast-feeding.

Joey spit up all over my phone while I was brexting his baby daddy.

by kimoloui March 18, 2011

oral beating

A euphemism describing an action of questionable origin. Often in reference to the mouth, although can be applied to any part of the body.

"What a hunty rouchemag! I'm going to give him the oral beating of his life!"

by McButler June 3, 2006

Beating in

The act of female masturbation equivalent to beating off for males

Anne: Hey do you want to go out for lunch today?

Susan: No I'm really tired I think I'm just gonna go home do some beating in and take a nap.

by Goliathjones November 2, 2010