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"Look mate, if you say thank you one more fucking time I'll tell you to get behind the velvet"
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"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."
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e.g: 'Many alien god theorists say that the gods were just Kardashev matrix beings who hacked into mortals' minds with their advanced technology to appear to them and were confused by them as ghosts, because they didn't understand how their state of being was scientifically possible.'
(Notes: The two main sub-types of matrix beings would be fiction matrix beings who are created in the matrix by works of fiction and Kardashev matrix beings (ie. type 5-7+ civilians) who are hypothetically existant physical humanoid extraterrestrials, which were so technologically advanced that they scientifically moved into the matrix, according to The Kardashev Scale Theory.
A matrix being could live inside a device / computer (ie. a contained matrix) or a merged dimension outside of one (ie. an uncontained matrix). An uncontained matrix would be powered by all the stars, through advanced technology.
The phrase, 'matrix being' distinguishes them from energy beings who can be either magical spirits or matrix beings.
Please read my definition of a matrix and merged dimension. Please also research The Kardashev Scale Theory for more information).
(Notes: The two main sub-types of matrix beings would be fiction matrix beings who are created in the matrix by works of fiction and Kardashev matrix beings (ie. type 5-7+ civilians) who are hypothetically existant physical humanoid extraterrestrials, which were so technologically advanced that they scientifically moved into the matrix, according to The Kardashev Scale Theory.
A matrix being could live inside a device / computer (ie. a contained matrix) or a merged dimension outside of one (ie. an uncontained matrix). An uncontained matrix would be powered by all the stars, through advanced technology.
The phrase, 'matrix being' distinguishes them from energy beings who can be either magical spirits or matrix beings.
Please read my definition of a matrix and merged dimension. Please also research The Kardashev Scale Theory for more information).
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person2: Ich habe keine Beine
person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine
person2: Ich habe keine Beine
person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine
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