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space bending

the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.
If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.
by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011
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Dick-Bending

A Mind blowing Explosion of awesomeness Colliding into Pure Epic DopeSauce!

Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012
"That guy's Afro is totally Dick-Bending, I wish I had like that!"
by The Ultimate Hatter October 26, 2012
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Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012
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Dorm Bedding

The crazy dorm bed size that is impossible to find anywhere!
Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'
by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014
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Taco Belling

When you give a beat down to one of your friends or random stranger. Just like the Taco Bell executive did to the Uber driver
Man I didn't think you were that mad and then I saw you taco belling the hell out of that guy in the parking lot!!!!
by tkmeister January 8, 2016
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Jenner Bending

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.
Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.
by TheRealSimonSays April 26, 2016
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Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.
Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.
by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017
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