batbeat

what happens to shit-dicks that cheat on their wives or steal from the in-laws when their in-laws are total hillbilly rednecks or full blooded goombahs.

That prickwad was a cheatin on Jenny Sue, we batbeat the sorry ass into a pulp.

Yeeh, dat mudder fucka stole cash from uncle Vinnie and Cheated on Maria. He got batbeat fa dat.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

Baterium

(v) Enterance to or atrium of a building occupied by a vampire(s), in which they change from bat form to human form. See also: Haven, Batcave, chantrey, elysium

Morpheous Darkland swooped into the baterium and quickly changed back into his "normal" form before the other tenants realized there was a vampire living in their building.

by NotEvilPete December 18, 2006

batesd

to be at a restaurant and not receive refills or reluctantly receive refills

I went to Applebees and was totally batesd. I only got my first cup of water!

by buputhetaru April 19, 2011

Batemanning

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.

Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.

by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012

Baterade

The first isotonic beverage that helps both men and women recover all their fluids (ALL of them) after any physical activity. Baterade was introduced as an April Fool's joke by Pornhub in 2019

After playing pocket hockey to beating your sparring partner, Baterade's clinically proven formula can help you refill all the life-giving fluids you need to go at it again.

by squareboy7hills April 1, 2019

nerd-bateing

A nerd who is masterbating.

After the star trek convension i caught my friend who went with me in the bathroom with a playboy nerd-bateing.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

tom-bate

Somebody who whore's they're way through they're ex girlfriend or boyfriends close friends in an attempt to do 3 things.
i. Boost their own ego.
ii. Get revenge on they're partner.
iii. Make themselves feel wanted.

This can also include passionately kissing they're ex boyfriend or girlfriends, close friends, this will usuallys be under the influence of alcohol.

pronounced - TOM-BAIT

2Dude, that guy is a total tom-bate!"

"Stay away from him I've heard he fucks up friendships, what a tom-bate."

by im-not-a-tombater June 30, 2009