sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

43rd Base

Using three hands when you masturbate, all you're own.

"Dude, I got to 43rd base last night."

"You mean 44th right? Cause I saw the fighter jet in your driveway this morning."

by FSMASTER January 17, 2009

89th Base

When you penetrate a lemon with your dick and your fingers at the same time while singing sex bomb by tom jones with a kilogram of sherbet balanced on your forehead.

OR

When an irishman sucks off a polishman on a cycle to brighton

Man 1: Yeah i got to 89th base yesterday, got hit by a car afterwards as well...
Man 2: Wow really? Thats cool

by MarkNortherns March 18, 2009

10th Base

This is just second base in binary. Nothing to be proud of but makes the beeks feel better.

nerd - "I got to 10th base last night"
dude - "Holly shit what is that"
nerd - "I felt up Holly's tits"
dude - "loser, everyone's done that"

by -GunnerX December 18, 2008

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021

Based and red pilled

Something that is bold and correct but also something a vast majority disagree with,
Tied to red pilled which means to flee from false myths in exchange for getting a better understanding of the real world
Sometimes but not limited to having right-wing beliefs

Tim: Radical feminists are so cringe, they say women are oppressed when men face much more hardship
Joseph: Based and red pilled

by stans begone November 19, 2020

56th base

Where you go in a time machine and find the past version of you and fuck yourself whether you like it or not, either way, one of you wanted it

Past version of you: I think i might go to bed
Present version that timetravelled : mmm hello me, sex time
Past version : this is too crazy im being shafted by ...myself!
Present version: i think i'll call this 56th base

by mysterious S May 23, 2009