A gas bandit is someone who enjoys the smell of other people's farts. They will even get close to your ass just to get a little sample.
by fredsup March 25, 2009
A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.
by jsd9632 January 18, 2012
Someone who draws quim matter from one female, then proceeds to finger another girl in a sneaky exchange of quim juice.
The females are unaware that the exchange has taken place, and may possibly never find out until upon receiving positive results from an STI test.
Note: Even better if the banditry victims are best friends.
The females are unaware that the exchange has taken place, and may possibly never find out until upon receiving positive results from an STI test.
Note: Even better if the banditry victims are best friends.
'Were you a quim bandit last night?'
'Yeah, slipped it up the fit one first, then her butters mate!'
'Wash your hands in between?'
'Na, i was a right QUIM BANDIT!!'
(possibly ending the conversation with a smell of the quim bandit's fingers)
'Yeah, slipped it up the fit one first, then her butters mate!'
'Wash your hands in between?'
'Na, i was a right QUIM BANDIT!!'
(possibly ending the conversation with a smell of the quim bandit's fingers)
by Dean Healmore March 23, 2011
by dale's other friend April 29, 2004
As I appraoched our bedroom I heard a shout.
"Dog bandit! Where's my condom?", exclaimed Roger Moore as Heidi Fleiss laid naked on her back with her ankles to her ears.
"Dog bandit! Where's my condom?", exclaimed Roger Moore as Heidi Fleiss laid naked on her back with her ankles to her ears.
by Michael "Michelle" Moore May 26, 2006
a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.
by dakevster December 13, 2006
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