Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."

I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

Hit The Bolt

in short, it mmeans, RUN AWAY!, its just a cooler way of saying it
Hit: Meaning like, do it now
The: not sure how to say it, but u know what i mean
Bolt: running fast (like "bolting")

"COPS! HIT THE BOLT!"

by Dj187 May 3, 2009

Bolting

"Bolting" as a replacement adjective for "fricking" for emphasis.

Why don't shut the heck up you bolting Weinerlich! (see other definition).

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

Bolt hornrt

A hornrt which has an electric sting much like the tarantula hawk, but at four times the pain & lasts for an eternity

My princess hornrt got stung by a bolt hornrt

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

Banana bolt

A frenzied rush on the final day of a SCRUM sprint cycle to complete all stories before time runs out.

Don't disturb the engineering team today, they've got to banana bolt if they're going to finish all of their issues before sprint planning this afternoon.

by Mathacre September 15, 2020

rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.

karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt

by karenlondon December 24, 2021

The Bolts

The Gayest Team alive. This team is made up of a bunch of gaywads that are gay. They are all gay. Every single one of them is so incredibly gay. The gayness that makes up the bunch of gaywads on The Bolts are very gay.

The Bolts are incredibly Gay

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021