be on blitz

When yo ass is gonna be on fire
“Yo you want chips ? They gonna have yo ass on blitz

Your butt is going to be on blitz

Blitz meaning on fire
by Yeeyeekayyy January 05, 2020
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Blitz (Mod)

literally loves mori, loves self inserts into mori fanfics ! super sweet and loves homophobia :3 absolute chad
have u heard if Blitz (mod)? theyre super straight with an exception for mori!
by extraglossydischarge63 April 18, 2022
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Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
by PulpFriction September 14, 2021
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dipshit blitz

the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out
timmy: your mom
tim: stfu before I preform the dipshit blitz on you
by Screech16 February 19, 2023
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Aux no blitz

Receive aux in a car and no one may contest it.
by Cheezeballs21 October 18, 2020
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back to school blitz

something my church does on 8/8/year
me- i have to go to the back to school blitz tomorow
by fork 4 August 08, 2021
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Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.
It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.
by Deez Leeemz July 06, 2020
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