To masturbate while driving
Dave: Yo, where's Lance?
Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.
Tetsuo: Dang yo!
Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.
Tetsuo: Dang yo!
by FriendOrFlake October 9, 2014
Get the smiling behind the wheelmug. The trick to having oral sex with an uncircumcised man is to find his Wizard of Oz—otherwise known as The Man Behind the Curtain.
by rc78 October 30, 2010
Get the The man behind the curtainmug. This is a military patch originating from the 504th flight test squadron, operating out of Groom Dry Lake, and Los Alamos AFB. Most of these projects are classified, and bearers of this patch are prohibited from discussing their occupation, hence, "A Lifetime of Silence". In a 1930's novel and a 1980's pornographic film, they both have green doors that a character cannot gain access to. In addition, the military, and most banks, use green vaults. So, the Green Door could be referencing that there are secrets that the public dosen't have access too. The true meaning of this patch is currently classified, and most likely will not be declassified in our lifetimes.
by AFC. Stanoff October 22, 2012
Get the Lifetime of Silence, Behind the Green Doormug. (Nerd shoots a free throw and airballs.)
Lingo Hipster: "Come on nerd, put some balls behind that cock."
Lingo Hipster: "Come on nerd, put some balls behind that cock."
by LouX September 24, 2009
Get the put some balls behind that cockmug. by Nicole February 18, 2004
Get the He who walks behind the rowsmug. by Lilwatergun May 30, 2018
Get the Hella heads behind youmug. by Edgecs September 5, 2017
Get the eat watermelon behind the stairwellmug.