axe-man

The lead guitarist in a rock band.

"Meet Jeff, he is the axe-man in the band "Audio Bliss"

by J.C.Superstar December 14, 2019

sects axe

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.

They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Egyptian axe

Severe cameltoe?

Holy shit! Did you see the Egyptian axe on Jennifer?

by Thunderballs75 October 27, 2016

Axe Grenade

An Axe Grenade or smoke grenade is when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

Axe Grenade: when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?

All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.

“End Scene”

by Emerymiles2007 February 14, 2020

war axe

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."

Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe

by zombieman132 December 14, 2013

mad axes

verb. a hip hop term in which an emcee expresses himself very strong, ie. he raps very well.

yo did you see that cat? he was throwing mad axes son!

by West Orlando February 11, 2004

talking axe

1.axe that talks to you
2.axe that glows when danger is near.
3.axe that also glows when horny.

that talking axe is glowing! Watch out danger is co....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Turkey McTurdLord April 21, 2007