Low Functioning Autism

Autism, but with an intellectual disability. A person with Low Functioning Autism will not be able to live independently, unlike people with High Functioning Autism or Asperger's Syndrome.

People with Low Functioning Autism often have little to no speech. They may make random noises as oppose to words. (LFA is the abbreviation for Low Functioning Autism.)

I feel bad for him, he has Low Functioning Autism.

by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

Gears Of Autism

A fidget spinner.

The origin is Gears of War, but replace "War" with "Autism". Why, because fidget spinners were originally meant to entertain children with disabilities.

*9th grader spins fidget spinner*
"Gears of War? More like Gears of Autism!"

by twoleggedtable December 11, 2017

Super Saiyan Autism

That one guy who is to much into Dragon Ball specifically to the point where they start making AMV

Guy 1: Latest episode of Super nothing happened, as usual
Guy 2: I know it was awesome as usual, already put Linkin Park all over it.
Guy 3: You need MHA stat! For its the only way to treat Super saiyan autism

by pesudah November 18, 2018

daily dose of autism

The one thing you crave before you can start your day. That being a moment of pure stupidity usually coming from a friend.

Friend: dude are you okay
Me: no i haven't had my daily dose of autism

by karentookthevegetables June 28, 2019

Sexual Autism

A disorder which is primarily characterized by a lack of appropriate social skills in the bedroom. The person seems normal until in a sexual situation, at which time they have no idea how to act appropriately. It is important to note that this is different than being self-centered; it's not that they don't care what their partner wants, they just can't grasp the concept.

The whole time we were having sex she counted how many stars were on the ceiling, OUTLOUD!!! I think she has sexual autism.

After he came he kept shouting "I WIN!!!, I WIN!!!. I think he has sexual autism.

by Sexmission August 5, 2011

Romantic Autism

A normally social person who shuts down and cannot speak in the presence of a potential romantic partner.

I walked up to this girl in the bar and my romantic autism kicked in, couldn't say a word, couldn't move, felt like a had to flee.

by cochiseofcanada November 16, 2019

American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021