Bad Assery

all of the factors, characteristics and exploits that lead to achieving the title of "bad ass."

Hector: "Dude, you were nominated for Spike TV's Guy of the year, how did that happen?"

Chris: "Well you know, I did a Tri, 1,000 push-ups a day, pulling in girls numbers like candy- you know just general "bad assery."

by Bird and Moose October 21, 2010

Asher

a weird shy kinda guy who usually doesn't say much but will do anything he can to help anyone.People try and tell him he is cute but some people have broke him down enough that he doesn't trust anyone, *cough* Kaiden, Lukas,Lila,Preston *cough* he gets so attached so easily so when people leave him it really hurts. Either way he still trusts everyone.this Asher has brown curly hair but dyes it a lot eyes change colors ,pretty tall and trans

Asher is the best person ever

by babycakes~ September 8, 2020

abserd

Repetitive and unproductive behavior or actions.

see: obserd

abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? Who the hell do I have to fuck to stop this spell-checker from flagging the word absurd?

by jonkatz January 27, 2009

asservescence

The ability of a woman's hindparts to liven up the room and brighten the atmosphere. To put all the men on pause.

Her asservescence stole the breath of every man in the club!

by Ry-G October 13, 2010

Asseroma

An asseroma is the buildup of Low Density Turds (LDTs) around the lining of the rectum, giving the illusion that one needs a shit when they cannot. An asseroma can cause a number of health problems including Asseurysm, Thrombumsis and even a Myoarseial Infartion (more commonly known as an Arse Attack) if left untreated.

Max felt a great discomfort in his nether-regions, due to the Asseroma he had in his ass.

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

asserole

1) Severe soiling and or staining of old undergarments resultant from one's disbelief in the use of toilet paper;
2) A thing which one carries for too long.

Coined 9 Nov. 2020 by Domonic Potorti - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

"If your father carried around his asserole all day in his pants, you should not use his underwear, though they are clean (albeit stained), to polish the dining room table."

by Hamowa November 9, 2020

arserag

The slightly tamer but still satisfying version of asswipe..

Bob is a fucking arserag! I can't believe he stole your freaking stereo!

by Your Little Dose of Reality June 27, 2005