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Asian parents

Asian parents.... they seem like any other type of parents... don't they? Well, I guess you're wrong. These are the people that start getting a whole load of us Asian kids upset. Here are some things that happened to me:

1. Not letting their kids play real sport, like rugby union, claming that it will affect their studies and it's too dangerous. Eventually, they'll let you play... but you gotta wait forever.

2. If you don't get good grades, you're screwed. They'll hit you and kill you until you promise to study harder for the next exam.

3. They don't care about your physical health and social life, they just care about your studies.

4. They want you to be a doctor/dentist. No way...

5. They want the best school for you... no matter if it's 2 hours away.

6. You got all A's and just one F in your report card. They'll kill you and belt you for that F.

7. Your parents see a girl hug you at the age of 16. They belt you because the girl hugged you.

8. You play games for over one hour. Asian parents will kill you for it.

9. Got into a sporting gala day? Asian parents wont let you go because they're worried about you missing out on a day of school. Gosh damn, it's only ONE DAY!

10. Every evening it's rice, rice, rice and more rice.

11. "Don't watch MTV, study! You're wasting your time on watching uselsss music videos!" says Asian parents.

These are just 11 of thousands of wrong things that Asian parents do to you. From this, it is sensible to infer that a majority of Asian parents are just dickwads.
I got 97% in my test, my Asian parents are going to kill me. - Typical Asian kid

I got a Satisfactory in my report... I'm dead. - Typical Asian kid dictated by Asian parents

Fuck! I'm into summer school, when did I even register? - Asian kid
by Screw Asian Parents June 19, 2008
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Casino Asians

Casinos Asians are fresh off the boat Asians who spend most of their time in casinos. They're characterized by being extremely superstitious (always taking the sucker bets on any table game), incredibly rude (getting angry when you don't play a blackjack hand the way they want you to play it, because they think that it will effect the "flow" of the cards) and will sit next to you blowing smoke in your face with no consideration for your personal boundaries.
I always thought that Asians were good at math, until I saw Casino Asians.
by bravesfan222 March 7, 2012
mugGet the Casino Asiansmug.

level asian

Anything beyond normal human capabilities, usually only accomplished by those of East Asian decent.
White person: Did you hear David Lee got perfect SAT scores?
Spanish person: Damn, Level Asian!!
by That stereotypical guy. October 3, 2013
mugGet the level asianmug.

Asian Washed

Some one of non-asian decent who is highly confused and believes they were born into the wrong race and are truly asian. They obssess over the people, food, and language.
by Me! June 1, 2004
mugGet the Asian Washedmug.

asian dayum

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016
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asian blur

The blur you see in most asian porn. Covering the genitalia of the participants in said porn causing frustration to the "user".
I was about to get to know myself using some asian porn....couldnt even get hard. The Asian blur was tooo serious.
by Urban Millz August 26, 2014
mugGet the asian blurmug.

Asian Cloogy

Hot Asian pussy.....

The Vagina of a person of Asian Descent......preferably one who is attractive.
We went to Thailand to go score some Asian Cloogy.......

I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....

I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....
by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021
mugGet the Asian Cloogymug.

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