Alan d nease highschool

A hellhole built in the 80s that’s located in north Florida with the worst principal imaginable that’s full of racist rotc tryhard’s, those weird ass emo bitches, rednecks, and a fuck ton of druggies

Yeah I go to Alan d nease highschool

So your a racist

by Balls in yo draws September 10, 2021

alan sanchez

The most Hispanic guy you will ever meet despite being born in the United States. Extremely shy and terrible at video games despite being an avid fan of roblox since he was born.

Guy 1: Dude did you know alan sanchez still plays roblox!
Guy 2: Wtf we are in college

by Dead panda meat October 17, 2021

Alanis

The most beautiful girl in the world. effortlessly funny. All these girls are threatened by her beauty and good vibes. All the guys wish they could marry someone like her. She’s wifey material and her beauty is ethereal.

Wow I wish I could have Alanis as my girlfriend.

by uaretheworldma November 28, 2021

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

Bryony from alan jerome productions

a piece of shit who will never stop bugging you, no matter what you do. if you can track her down and kill her, i will give you 1 million dollars. always call her by her full title.

HI TheRe tHis iS bRYonY fRoM AlaN jeROmE PROdUCtIoNS

by MBPpp April 24, 2020

Alanberto Special

Take a taco (taquito or chimichanga for women) of your choice and use it to masturbate until climax then finish by eating the taco (taquito or chimichanga)

A special for 2 just involves switching said food items with your partner then feeding yourself via arm crossing (like champagne drinking at a wedding)

Dude, me and my girl were so hungry and horny last night that we had a Alanberto Special for 2 then passed out right after.

by Alanberto October 25, 2010

alan waked

When a character on a video can't run for a long period of time. It comes from the game Alan Wake where the main character can't run far without running out of breath.

*character runs out of breath*
"for gods sake, you've Alan Waked!"

by Mclarenmick February 1, 2014