lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG August 13, 2005

alphasmurf

The alpha of the smurfs. Looks like a blueberry but more Alpha.

Bob: oh shit I just stepped on a blueberry!
Jamal: you stupid wigga that was the ALPHASMURF!

by Alphasmurf September 11, 2022

alpha operator

The head operator on an IRC channel.

Loup is the alpha operator for #goth.

by Macavity November 1, 2003

alpha-bed

Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities

"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"

by Castro__ March 1, 2010

Alphabet Sweep

When the answers on a standardized test go in order from A-D or A-E depending on how many choices are after a question.

Hey man, on questions 1-4, did you get an alphabet sweep?

by dsecondbase April 9, 2010

Alpha Injection

An ancient remedy which cures all female ailments, Its a very special art which can only be performed by a True Alpha (A Large Male Usually taller than 6ft 5), it comprises of a large boner being
inserted into a females vagina followed by a large amount of "Remedy" which is injected deep into the pussy. Variations of this can also be performed in the mouth, or in the arse, but if performed to shallow, will not be as effective. Wasted remedy can be perfomed between the tits, under the arm, in the hand, between the feet, behind the knee, and in the hair of the female.

"Hey Sarah, I can cure that with an Alpha Injection"

"Why go to the DR when my Alpha Injection will cure that"

"Ive been saving some hardcore remedy for your next Alpha Injection"

by Justforthelols December 2, 2011

alpha speed

A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.

My boyfriend and I were going to be late for a movie so I told him to kick it into Alpha Speed.

by Jayne Nicole Knox October 2, 2013