Asteroids

When your cumshot destroys your surroundings

Hey man i just shot some asteroids at my red bull can and knocked it over.

by flavourman April 4, 2009

Amsterdam

Once upon a time, highest number of millionnaires per capita in the US, and the birthplace of Kirk Douglas (his dad was a ragman). Urban renewal destroyed it.

Another desolate Upstate NY town that has seen much much better days.

by Maud May 13, 2005

aster

This is a diversion method used in public restrooms. While on the toilet seat one uses both feets to tap-dance like Fred Aster, which acts like a noise camouflage/diversion. google boy fresko fat

In shame at the john's, having some fresko fat's, I has to do an aster to cover the noise.

by Marky Mark October 7, 2003

asterisk 29

A computer supplies company in california.

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Asterisk 29 supplied me with this awesome mouse pad

by astersupp. December 28, 2004

Aeteris

1/ To describe you ability to poke someone through the use of the phrase or phrase variation "*poke*".

2/ A D-Celluar creature within the dreams of Gold & PJ.

*poke!*
"That was Aeteris!"

"Aeteris, so we meet...not again?* *dies of confusion*

by Shondocker December 17, 2004

Amsterdam Hankie

To sneeze into someones pubes.

I sneezed on mary's vag. It was Amsterdam Hankie time. She wasn't, uhh, pleased...

by MagusJ September 27, 2009

Assteroids

A great game exclusive to men. Girls cant aim so they arent allowed to play.

Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!

That bitch says I never clean the toilet. I beg to differ because I play assteroids!

by Schmendt January 18, 2016