Asshole 

Boys who try to touch places they shouldn't in a girl's body during the first date.

girl: '...so we kissed a little bit and everything was great and suddenly he was touching my boobs..."
friend: 'what an asshole!'

Asshole by grei_eba August 1, 2009

asshole 

a complete dick usually named Jordan or David
likes to think hes a playa but gots no game!

"dude did you see what that asshole did!"
'yeah i think his name is jordan/david'

asshole by asianessandwhiteness August 22, 2009

Asshole 

Any person who tells you to go into google and type in the word your looking for to find the definition.

Type in asshole on google and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button, you'll find out what it means.

Asshole by TheFearI95 January 23, 2011

Asshole 

Lucas. A lying, cheating, all around complete whore who deserves the worst.

"I hope that girl bites that asshole's tounge and he chokes on the blood."

Asshole by Laiiniee Powell January 6, 2008

asshole 

Anyone on Urban Dictionary who votes thumbs down to my definition of an asshole, which is the following: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld

I can't believe some people voted thumbs down. What a bunch of right-wing, fascist assholes!

asshole by Vibesman November 10, 2009

asshole 

Someone who really gets on your nerves all the time.

Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so.
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!

asshole by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

asshole 

1. the place where ur shit comes out

2. a word people use to describe a person

dude, i'm cheating on my girlfriend...why would you do that man, ur such an asshole!

asshole by KillerNuns21 July 30, 2010