asianate

1. to kick someone in the face.
2. to go asian on

1. i asianated that son.
2. dont make me asianate you

by asianballanator November 18, 2007

Asian Roadblock

The Asian Roadblock is when a group of Asian students spread out over a sidewalk or other heavily trafficked walking route and decide to walk at 0.2 feet per hour. This phenomenon has been noticed at all universities across North America; experts speculate that it is a scheme set up by Chinese agents in order to stifle the progress of Western higher education.

Professor: "Why are you late for class?"
You: "Sorry, I hit an Asian Roadblock, I was stuck behind them for 30 mins."

by Saadli January 17, 2013

asian eric

The most AMAZING Asian in the world!He's nice, funny, and crazy! He's also very smart. An Asian Eric usually plays soccer and is a fast runner.

Damn he's fast he's and fine Asian Eric!

by Mackenzie Lewis November 5, 2013

Asian parents

A type of parent who makes you do homeworks during a summer vacation, no any kind of day off. Even if you don't have any kind of school assignments or you are already done with it, they will ASSIGN YOU WITH SOME BOOK REPORTS LIKE THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. THEY ALSO WANT YOU TO BE EITHER A :
1.DOCTOR
2.LAWYER
3.DOCTOR
4.DENTIST
5.DOCTOR
6.TEACHER
7.DOCTOR
8.PIANIST
9.DOCTOR
10. ANYTHING BUT A RESTAURANT EMPLOYEE OR A SANITATION WORKER
WARNING!!!!! DON'T EVER SAY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER

My asian parents (mom) assigned me a book report during a summer break because I said I was done with my school work. I just copied the ones I did for school into the notebooks. Like she'll even know what the books are about.

by Hide George Bush October 22, 2017

Akiba

Akiba is a treasure meant for the future and the present. She enjoys life and always keeps a smile on her face. She is very protective of her loved ones. Akiba is a fun and happy person, who loves giving back to her community with service. She is intelligent and talented. She enjoys the arts, music, dancing, drawing, writting . She cheerishes quality time with family, friends and especially with her life partner . Akiba is humble and gracias and does not realize she sprinkles her joy everwhere she goes. Akiba is always thriving to do better and expanding her heart to others. She may need to remember to be kind to herself and to not judge herself . Remember ' Akiba is a treasure'

I met a girl named Akiba.

by Natasha De Coteau November 1, 2019

Asian Jew

Something that does not exist.

Child: Look! A asian jew!
Doctor: Your son is completly retarded.

by NiggaHoodie December 27, 2019

secret asian

A phrase used to describe people who either pretends they are n00bs/newb or look like one, but in actuality a secret pro that can easily kick your puny ass.

Refer to your rich, three-hot-wife'd former classmate that used to be a geek. Or the muttering guy on the corner of the street that turns out to be Chuck Norris.

This phrase is not limited to Asians.

"Dude, that guy on the beginner's contest is a bloody secret asian."

"No shit!"

by McDodos May 15, 2009