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almost couple

When a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have sex. This includes:
1. Walking to class together
2. Talking late at night and early in the morning
3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. Wanting to go to college near each other
5. Spending excessive time together
6. Communicating without talking
Lulu: Are you and Kesela an almost couple?
Ship Captain: Yeah, Kesela is my almost girlfriend!
by Lu1u February 28, 2009
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The Almost Invisible Man

A man who is a fountain of knowledge in the smart community, who R'edTFM
Where is The Almost Invisible Man (T'AIM) when you need him?
by Bifflediboff July 16, 2008
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Alma

The real queen of rap. periodt. Her beauty, talent, vocals, barz, generosity, and kindness will forever amaze us. Long live the queen😍
by almaniac September 9, 2019
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Alms

–noun (used with a singular or plural verb)
Money, food, or other donations given to the poor or needy; anything given as charity: The hands of the beggars were outstretched for alms.
-pl.n. Money or goods given as charity to the poor.
- Not found in the Old Testament, but repeatedly in the New.
A devout man . . . which gave much alms to the people.
by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
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almu

To begin a story and never finish it, usually leaving the audience with an unresolved cliff-hanger.
He said he'd tell us on Monday if he got the job after-all, but he almued us so I don't know if he did or not.

or,

He told us he was going to get into a fight last night, but he almued and now I don't know if he's alive or dead.
by Juuvee November 26, 2007
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almao

person 1: *joke*
person 2: OMG that was really funny! ALMAO
by MUCYOUT April 1, 2009
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almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
by YAWA February 21, 2020
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