The best person you could ever asked. He tends to be quiet sometimes but inside, he cares. If you're hurt, he act like he doesn't care but inside he does. The best brother especially when making sure you're happy. He will always be there for you.
Alan: OML are u ok?
Ivy: Someone knocked me over
Alan: WHO?
Ivy: A bully
Alan : What did u do to her?
Ivy: i pushed her back
Alan : Good Job. I'll help you get over it.
Ivy : Ohh IN THAT CASE, I'll order a hydralyte ice block and a bowl of chips and can you also prepare me ice cream later? Oh don't forget my grape HI-CHEWS. THANK YOUUUUU
Ivy: Someone knocked me over
Alan: WHO?
Ivy: A bully
Alan : What did u do to her?
Ivy: i pushed her back
Alan : Good Job. I'll help you get over it.
Ivy : Ohh IN THAT CASE, I'll order a hydralyte ice block and a bowl of chips and can you also prepare me ice cream later? Oh don't forget my grape HI-CHEWS. THANK YOUUUUU
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Aidan was asking Sean about his night out and what he got up to proceeds to ask where you on the Alan Rick aswell Sean says “ye course sure it was a Friday night”
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He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.
Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.
Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
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Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
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