Tank Girl

A cult British comic, about the adventures (usually law-enforcing adventures, but with sex, violence and bad language) of a tank-loving girl called Tank Girl.

A film based on the comic was released in 1995, starring the incredibly sexy (in this film, at least) Lori Petty as Tank Girl. Is generally regarded as an awesome B-Movie, but anyone without a taste for B-Movies wouldn't be impressed.

Tank Girl is so fucking hot.

by Bartender April 5, 2004

Tank Trouble

One of the leading causes of keyboard and computer deaths, especially in a learning environment.

Tyrone: Hey, you up for some Tank Trouble in a bit?
Tyreese: Man, as long as it doesn't make me tear shit up again, nigga

by LukeEmia_ April 3, 2019

Flank Tank

1. When multiple people flee from an embarrassing or shameful situation

2. A gangbang

1. After my mom saw me and my friends watching porn, we all ran a flank tank.

2. Me and a few guys ran a flank tank on that slut last night!

by ThatStupidDude June 25, 2018

Ripped Tanked

The state of being really drunk and really high at the same time.

Last night I was so ripped tanked I puked my brains out!

by Pigballz187 June 18, 2009

tank-proofing

When you make a claim that is virtually only listing facts whilst in a debate. Origin: a tank is pieced of metal sheets that are connected to each other with studs and welding seams. The facts used as an argument in a conversation are seen as the metal studs and the welding that keep the tank together.

Bob: "...and that's why gay men have a 200-time bigger probability of getting H.."
Melvin: "Tank-proofing! Tank-proofing! Hate facts! BIGOT!!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 14, 2021

Tank-Snipe

Origin: Battlefield:Bad Company 2.
Verb
1) An in-game act of using any vehicle, primarily a M1A2 or T90 Main Battle Tank, and killing an enemy and/or an objective from a distance at or greater than standard vision at the firing position.

2) A term for when one person seemingly, instantly steals the attention between two people, be it the interest of a boss or the interest of the opposite sex. On purpose, or unexpectedly.

I almost had the perfect girl. We had similar interests and made each other happy. But then, some rich guy saw us together and Tank-Sniped me by showing her his Porsche. She hasn't called or text me back since.

by TheArteestRJL91 July 7, 2011

tiny tank

A condition in which one has a small bladder or frequent urge to urinate.

Person 1: Hey man, pull over at the next gas station. I gotta go again.
Person 2: Geez, we just stopped five miles ago. You have major league tiny tank or what?

by vidgeek February 6, 2008