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international hit a man month 

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3
you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.
"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."

Talk to a man about a horse 

To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.
“Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”

is abby a man

Abby is a man she said it her self her pronoun are nick-her
Luke is a gay man
Is Abby a man
is abby a man by Gay luke March 12, 2022

Abby is a man 

Abby is a man
Abby is a man by GAY BOY LUKE March 12, 2022

I have to see a man about a sandwich 

A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.
After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".

She got a man 

Something bro says when he see's u in his girl's phone
"Hey I left my phone charger in ur car"
"She got a man bro, leave her alone"
"Okay... Can I pls get my charger tho?"
She got a man by LOUDCARZNCLOUDZ September 4, 2022