a cool bird that wears aviators & smokes marlboro blacks. when you’re in need of nicotine, just call the fucking bird & he will bring you nicotine
by mister.brooks February 08, 2022
When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus
by ElGringoMandingo January 04, 2021
When someone takes a swig of an alcoholic beverage and then spits it squirt gun style into another individuals anus.
by ElGringoMandingo January 04, 2021
“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”
by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023
by YaFatMomWhoHasNoLife September 01, 2018
I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
by imsofuckinggaybro May 11, 2024
by NotANormie August 25, 2017