Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

by your dad who is getting milk April 26, 2022

black biological dad

When your white but you see your dad on tv at the oscars and he's black af

Wow I have a black biological daddy!

by Enemy men August 21, 2016

Dad

A Nigga That Is A Runner As Soon As He Finds Out He Gonna Be A Father.

I'm Pregnant DadI Gotta Go Run To Store Be Back In A Few

by 21babygirl July 9, 2017

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I get DADS everytime I go out

by makerofDADS September 26, 2022

trailer dad

A fine ass man

Omg! Look at that trailer dad

by Trailermom2002 May 7, 2017

Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Your dad

Is Lesbian

Girl: Your dad is straight Boy: No he isnt hes lesbian

by String Bean 28 February 19, 2020