sprinkle tits

n. Chinyelu.
adj. a girl with small breast, when a man cums on a girls breast

Kevin: Hey sprinkle tits!
Chinyelu: Hello Kevin!

by nilo January 5, 2009

Flagging Tits

Flat, sagging tits that old women have. They flail around during sex. Hence, flail + sagging = flagging. Flagging tits.

Dude, the old bitch in Jackass 2.5 has some flagging tits.

by laundry room closet July 31, 2011

Tits of Eden

An expression used most frequently to convey extreme surprise at an individual or a situation.

Tits of Eden, those breasts are glorious!

by AIDSinKent May 29, 2009

soy tits

A type of tit that is used for soy milk.

Wow Jimmy, nice soy tits!

by Chloe216971apples February 20, 2018

Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.

Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!

by muckyjohn October 8, 2012

Tits on a box

The situation. Basically just emphasizes what everyone in the room is already thinking; good, bad or just plain warped.

"What happened with that latina last night my brother?"
"Tits on a box all the way to the bank dude."

"Yo summarize France's position on European Union farm subsidies for me dogg?"
"Tits on a box."

by Carmella Bing January 25, 2010

Saggy tits

Someone who is a fucking fat ass with super size saggy tits.

Someone like Nathan, bob, bobby, or Ian that has saggy tits and want to smack people with them

by Sally mic saggy tits August 17, 2018