Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation

"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"

by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025

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Shit Sandwich

The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.

we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.

We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.

by Timmy1233212 May 28, 2011

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Cock Sandwich

When someone sucks two dicks that are pressed together to fit in their mouths.

Gosh Matt and Todd really gave me a good Cock Sandwich last night I couldn't even breathe!

by The Word Smith March 9, 2016

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sandwich selfies

A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.

So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.

by Amh585 March 24, 2017

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Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible

1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich

by Long Dad December 14, 2016

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