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Any forum topic that has a considerable level of toxicity and will get locked in a day or two. Usually very difficult to moderate, but still doesn't beat the numberblocks community in toxicity level.
Why the fuck would they lock my new Random Posts thread?
by hotcrystal0 October 29, 2023
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Post Maloned

Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
by Baby_Kakes21 February 16, 2019
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Post-reality

Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. There's no reality without the digital world. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized -- where fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It's up to you how you perceive it.
We are all living in post-reality.
by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022
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Post exercise

The feeling you get when you finished exercising,like you feel with a lot of energy,and can do anythings.Like for example when you have been eating a lot of junk and not been exercising in a long time.But when you start to exercise,the feeing you get after,its like if you have loosen weight and look great.You feel healthy and amazing.Somehow our bodies just feel different after you exercise.Some of us think we gain muscles,when we lift weights or that our legs look great after you run in a treadmill.Even thought it's not really like that or like when you do crunches and after you check your self in the mirror you think your stomach is flat.Our minds trick us in believing that we look different,while other people see us the same.I don't know if our mind just does it,to make us feel better or our body did actually feel different.I don't know if it the same for everyone but that the feeling I get after I exercise.
I have the feeling of post exercise after a long day at the gym.
by Jacky01 August 31, 2018
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Post Plane Clarity

When Theo and Tan are contemplating about what just happened after both of them stare at airplanes for more than a healthy amount of time, usually in front of other people.
*Person 1*: What are Theo and Tan doing?

*Person 2*: Oh they are having PPC (Post Plane Clarity)

*Person 1*: PPC? Whats that?

*Person 2*: Thats when they contemplate what they did after moaning loudly while looking at planes.
by Tan The Pan Man March 10, 2021
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post-coital melancholy

What sometimes occurs after your first "hot 'n' heavy" session with a new chick ; it's where da gal quietly swings her legs over da side of your bed and then sits there glumly brooding about whether she wants to stay and engage in further lovemaking with you. What you'll want to do to maximize your chances of keeping da gal interested in you, therefore, is to speedily remind her of what a nice warm-hearted cuddly guy you are, and dat she'll receive "lots more delightful huggy-stuff" if she'll just stick around... as soon as you are awake enough to realize dat she is sitting there, you should immediately scooch yourself up against her back, gently wrap yer feet around her waist in an affectionate leg-hug, reach around in front of her and lovingly palm-cup her boobs, and tenderly rest your head against her shoulder and cheek while cooing softly, so dat she no longer feels ignored or neglected. (Note --- shoulder-scrunchies are an especially welcome and highly-effective soul-pleaser here, as well.) Then if she seems okay wif all dat, softly lay her back down onto da bed, neatly arrange da pillows under her head and swing her feet and legs back under do covers (extra points if you perform da bower-bird bed-buddy routine here, too, so dat da cutie feels "uniformly" warm and comfy), then put yer arms around her and snuggle/spoon her till her shivering and sadness are dispelled, after which you can probably have sex wif her again and then doze off in each other's arms once more.
All of da above advice is excellent for making a nice gal wanna stay and canoodle wif you, but sharing a relaxing warm shower wif her works wonders, as well... if da cutie is having any post-coital melancholy doubts about whether she wants to be your snuggle-bunny, just treat her to a nice long soothing steamy sudsy shower (remember to soap/scrub her back and massage her shoulder-blades without her having to request it), and you'll likely have her head-swimmingly back in love wif you in no time flat!
by QuacksO April 21, 2019
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Post sandwich reflection

When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was
You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection
by Malko p May 31, 2024
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