Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids,
pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’
t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the
girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc
parents don’
t know how to take their stink
arse kids out the
water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their
time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’
t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also
slide their @ in ur
phone while they’re at it.
Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey
park pools?”
Person2: “nah g last
time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna
sasa a girl there”.
