Getting Super Mario Bro’ed is where during intercourse, the male participant lies flat holding his penis up. The female participant then jumps up in the air and lands directly on his penis. *this act can be extremely dangerous* It’s called “Getting Super Mario Bro’ed” because to kill a Goomba, Mario must jump and land on said Goomba. Some also might say a Goomba slightly resembles the tip of a penis.
Bro she Super Mario Bro’ed me last night! I didn’t know she was freaky like that
I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong
I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong
by Steve_Harvey83 May 5, 2024
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(mM—-Ahhh-SHHed——PoTAY-TOED)
If just meth and shrooms it’s MASHED!
Not smashed…(drunk) but MASHED ! POTATOED ! (Including Pot)
Them: Bro you must be trippin bro…
Assumed Tripper: Nahhh, I’m Mashed Potatoed bro!
Them: But you don’t even like vegetables !!
Assumed Tripper: Nahh bro, I am the vegetable ! We are one !
Them: Hmm, hit the bub?
Assumed Tripper: Yes , the bub , the shrub and the bud !!! You can mash with me!
Them: Let’s get Mashed !
(mM—-Ahhh-SHHed——PoTAY-TOED)
If just meth and shrooms it’s MASHED!
Not smashed…(drunk) but MASHED ! POTATOED ! (Including Pot)
Them: Bro you must be trippin bro…
Assumed Tripper: Nahhh, I’m Mashed Potatoed bro!
Them: But you don’t even like vegetables !!
Assumed Tripper: Nahh bro, I am the vegetable ! We are one !
Them: Hmm, hit the bub?
Assumed Tripper: Yes , the bub , the shrub and the bud !!! You can mash with me!
Them: Let’s get Mashed !
by ShroomerBoomer May 6, 2024
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