Dead shit

Dead shit is another way of saying dead serious popularized by Vidalia Ga born Kansas residing Brvkwall k8t0. Most commonly used by kansanites around 2024 but k8t0 is the one who coined the phrase.

Dude 1: Bro are you serious about going to the function tonight? It’s gonna be hella opps there.

Dude 2: man I’m dead shit bro. I’m going i don’t care who out there.

by Lilblack June 7, 2024

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.

Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Dead

Is he dead?

Hym "Did you kill him? You have 3 hours and uuuuuuuum about 25 minutes by the time I finish writing this to get him dead and guarantee the safety of a child. As far as I know nobody is going to kill any kids in response to his murder. So... Yeah."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024

Do ya fink its dead?!

Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole

Devvo: "Ah that's minging. Is it dead? Do ya fink its dead?!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 23, 2020

deading

used in the same sense as sleeping. if a person has/will die, and has/will come back to life, it could be considered that they were ‘deading’

Alexis: yo has Aidan texted you back
Camryn: no i’m pretty sure he’s deading

by BRUHLEMMEGETANUNUSEDHANDLE March 23, 2020

Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021

Dead Rat

That thing that will remind you of KSI's hairline everytime you look at it.

guy1: What does this dead rat remind you of?
guy2: KSI's hairline. Why?
guy1: Cause thats what i was thinking

by TopsyToxic October 2, 2019