Apple

An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.

(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)
Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.
by Darth Meme November 25, 2019
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It's either a company that makes electronics that barely change every year and cost over 1000$, or it's a fruit.
person 1: Hey! I just got this new apple iphone!
person 2: That's nice, I got this fresh green apple!
by Dakiile December 13, 2021
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by urbandickfucker February 20, 2022
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Newton: mhhh apple, lets create gravity
by Shigmaster January 16, 2022
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an unintelligent thing that when used on girls (throw an apple at them) will come running as fast as usain bolt on steroids
oh look a group of teenage girls one of them looks hot throw an apple at them
by y05k February 19, 2019
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they are red or green... or rainbow (if you eat a rainbow one, you will turn gay)
"i just ate a rainbow apple!!"

"wow, you're VERY fruity!"
by isla <3 May 25, 2022
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kill youself
by lonrad December 08, 2022
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