apple

a word to tell your friends to stop being fucking delusional.

"maybe my ex still loves me"
"apple."

by french exit March 9, 2023

apple

why are you looking at apple on Urban Dictionary? Get a life.

Guy 1: There is actually Apple on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: ew who looks that up on this place

by Redoxoful January 28, 2018

fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning your sanity

Person 1: hey fanny apple!
person 2: banana anus isn’t it 2am?
person 1: yep but i’m not tired

by cupcaitt December 17, 2019

shoulder apples

When a guy has a defined dip inbetween his upper bicep (round part) and the rest of his arm. The round part near the shoulder is the shoulder apple

Oh wow he has shoulder apples, I just want to bite them!

by anonymous October 27, 2023

apple bomb

When someone curses an Apple product for poor functionality when it is really their problem for not adapting to a non-Windows format.

Shawn: Why is Preview so hard to work. Stupid Apple!
Don: Dude, can you go five minutes without dropping an Apple Bomb? That is the fourth time today.

by adrajanaM April 23, 2013

Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

by RackyRacer June 14, 2018

apple

Fruit of fucking evil

Apples are red,
Berries are blue,
this makes no sense and so do you to.

by Megarboh March 26, 2017