durn your hide

When country folk start a cursin. Durn your hide is loosely translated to dang it or dang you. If a country folk coke at ya with “durn your hide” you may as well just jump off a cliff cause your bout to meet your maker either way.

If someone cuts you off in traffic you yell “durn your hide”.

by Voodoomamarurujoooooo February 15, 2023

pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.

Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."

by Nicholas D March 9, 2009

get your life

(verb) An expression one makes when someone makes a comment or does something contrary to what you believe is acceptable. This expression has been made popular by Toni Braxton's sister, "Tamar Braxton," on the reality tv show, "Braxton Family Values." --

It's another way of saying, "knock it off," or "Cut it out," and can be short for an expression such as, "Get your life together, because you're obviously going insane if you believe that"

Toni: Tamar, that's why I can't go anywhere with you because you're always acting a fool.

Tamar: Who??? Not her! Nope, you better get your life.com

by Geniusity April 18, 2012

Drop Your Ass

To inflict physical harm on the person at which the phrase is directed immediately and effectively, causing them to fall to the ground in pain. Used more often in humor than as a serious threat.

John: I'm going to drink your last beer.
Bob: If you lay a finger on that beer I'll fucking drop your ass.
John: Alright. Fuck. Chill.

by queenworks December 19, 2008

set your goals

the most amazing punk band

set your goals is the best punk band

by ryan gore January 7, 2009

your ass hurts

expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.

Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!

by Joe Sausage May 19, 2005

Diddle Your Fiddle

Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle.

Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me?
Woman: what?
Man: masturbate.
Woman:oh lol.no.

by Skittles Chang McHaggis August 17, 2011