Great Totham

A snobby Essex village, full of white van men and grumpy OAPs. Smells like shit all summer.

"Wanna go to Great Totham?"
" Na fuck that I'm not paying £6 for a bus ride full of pensioners with cum on their trousers."

by tothamslag February 2, 2019

Pussy Totem

When a group of females (however many you’d like***) stacks upon each other (in flexible arrangements***) and a man fucks them up and down their stacked pussies (in the position of a totem pole).

***4 or more women might require a step ladder
***front to back or back to back or front to front

Why don’t I just invite my guy friend over and we can make a pussy totem so he can fuck all of us?

by Creamy white bitch February 14, 2019

Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

Tito toto

like a see saw but way insane,like a a rocket that flies to the moon,but 10 times foster,and doesn't exist yet.
it a game in the year 2200.you flu lower each time you get off

there's a tito toto everywhere in the park!

by anonymous December 2, 2019

A total smoke

Someone who’s really fucking hot.

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke

by kosibee03 July 3, 2020

dirty totiona

The act of violently shitting diarrhea in the bed at 3am and being angry with your husband about it. Even though you did it.

"last night my wife pulled a Dirty Totiona, she was so mad at me and I didn't even do anything.

by BORN2SAW October 21, 2020

English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole

Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.

by RapeVictim December 22, 2020