November 2nd

National No Homo Day
( be as gay as you want, unless your gay, be strait)

Tanner: That’s gay you smacked Clare’s butt.

Keilana: no it’s not gay it’s November 2nd no homo day!

by {kEiLaNa} October 29, 2019

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November 1

today is the start of no nut november also if you haven't grabbed a girls ass today is the day my guy it doesn't matter what happens afterward its worth it

Girl: so today is november 1 wanna have sex?
Boy: babe but today is the start of no nut
November!
Girl: so
Boy: sorry baby but no

by Yeetarenomagical October 31, 2019

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November 1

The first day of Christmas

A: awe man, Halloween's over now! :(
B: dont worry, christmas starts today!
(November 1)

by likewoahh October 31, 2019

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November 2

National bust a fat nut day

It's November 2 finna bust a fat one
National bust a fat one day

by Fat ass nut in my ass November 2, 2019

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November 3rd

November 3rd is National Ow My Tit Day. During this day you can hit or kick ur friends tit as much as you want.

You better get ready for November 3rd Erin.

by The real Mike Hoochie November 4, 2019

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November 5

National hug a boy day!

Girl1: do you know what day it is??
Girl 2: Oh no
Girl 1: Oh yes! go hug a BOYYY
Girl 2: finneeee
Lonely boy: why are you hugging me?
Girl 2: it’s November 5....K Bye!!

by Kaithekindagamer November 4, 2019

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