New York Marathon 

This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.

I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.

New York Marathon by SCOTT HYMAN August 4, 2006

New york

the BEST state ever!!! okay we know what real food taste like everyone knows that a bun is not the same as a bagel~our drinking water is the best~& our food just kicks ass~ if u correct someones grammer you'r a fag~Manthatten is called the city~we have a fucking attiude & we aint afraid 2 show it cause where fucking great~don't ever mess with a newyorker~the bronx, Brooklyn, Manhatten,Staten island, & Queens are the 5 borrows of NY~Jersey is like the 2nd NY but just ISN'T the same @ all~guys=if ur in love with a NY girl raise ur glasses if ur not raise ur standerds

I LOVE NEWYORK NEWYORK IS THE FUCKING BEST!!!!!!!!!
<3,<3,<3 NEW YORK<3. THE city that never sleeps.<3 <33333333333

New york by Krissykrisskristen October 3, 2007

New Jersey 

New Jersey:

Horrible Drivers
Smells like shit
Shitty ass weed if you can even find any
Douchebags everywhere you look
Full of Guido Faggots
White Trash
What is New Jersey known For?
Their is nothing to do

THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA

I went to Joisy tha otha day and got a shitty cawfey and saw a guido fag in his old ass honda civic. Fuck New Jersey

New Jersey by Stratton fo life March 5, 2009

New Jersey 

The armpit of the United States.

"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"

New Jersey by bigtones December 28, 2005

New Found Glory 

A thing....that really need to get a fucking life....because no one likes them or wants them for that matter! And they also suck because they put Tim Armstrong and his wife on there gay little music video. Plus they think they are punk but really they are a bunch of skaters who think they are cool. They try WAY too hard.

New Found Glory by a person who knows what the fuck they are talking May 9, 2003

New Albany 

A nouveau-riche, contrived suburb northeast of Columbus, Ohio. Contrary to popular opinion, kids here are not preppy, but rather "skater-ish," tacky, and trashy. The real east-side Columbus preps (read: not Bexley Jews) live in rural Gahanna, near Rocky Fork Country Club, with large, private homes with lots of land. They don't send their children to public schools like New Albany, but rather to Columbus's premier private school, The Columbus Academy. They prefer to spend their time at Rocky Fork Country Club or Columbus Country Club, not the ostentatious, faux-Anglo New Albany Country Club.

John: Kids in New Albany are so rich!
Carruthers: Proof that money can't buy class!

New Albany by Old Money Mitchell April 29, 2008

new jersey coal miner 

When someone goes ass to mouth and scoops the shit out with his tounge.

Adam gave Becca a new jersey coal miner after the movie.

new jersey coal miner by Gimme Some Skin... Groovy! August 2, 2006