dead mom jokes 

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

dead mom jokes by Larry April 13, 2004

Single Mom

A cocktail composed of apple juice, vodka, and crushed ice. Traditionally served with breakfast, or on an airplane, when there is no longer orange juice available.

I had a single mom before breakfast this morning. I can't wait to have another on the flight to DC!

Single Mom by tedwhat April 21, 2010

noah's mom 

That sexy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.

I got all in noah's mom last night. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

noah's mom by Josh February 3, 2004

brb mom needs me

holy cow i have to go to the bathroom

When Sidney and i were talking on Facebook i discovered i really had to pee. So i typed "brb mom needs me" and ran to the bathroom

brb mom needs me by prettyflyforawhiteguy September 5, 2009

lukes mom 

That fat prostitute, that i have sex with in space, while eating shredded cabbage, with extra mayo. Which is also my friend lukes mom.

While i was eating cabbage out of lukes moms naval, i slipped out of her vagina and stuck into her mouth.

lukes mom by Lukes moms lover November 9, 2012

Took your mom to the toilet! 

A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"

Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!

Took your mom to the toilet! by Kris242 October 1, 2008

jesses mom

MILF she likes giving guys handjobs and doing titty fuck for money and banging pimps on main street

jesses mom is such a hardcore milf she bangs so many guys

jesses mom by 1337hax0r43 May 6, 2009