Hung Like a Brandon 

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

Hung Like a Brandon by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007

A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSE 

A big arse!

Lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose...mutha-fuckin' thing has its own zip code!

A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSE by weave November 24, 2003

arse like a renault megane 

a huge bulbous arse that closely resembles the back of a renault megane.

look at that shes got an arse like a renault megane

arse like a renault megane by Cabe. January 18, 2009

Fresh like Fergus

Super-cool and untouchable, 007 meets kanye west.

"Man, that suit is lookin' Fresh like Fergus on you!"
"That chick has a Miley Cyrus watch, so Fresh like Fergus."

Fresh like Fergus by mynoduespcake September 10, 2009

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake 

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.

"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010

Sympathy Like 

To "like" a friend's status update or video/picture upload on facebook not because you actually like it, but because you feel sorry that no one has commented or liked it after a long time has passed.

Facebook User#1- Did you see that gross new picture of Christina in a bathing suit she added on facebook last week? She has really let herself go!

Facebook User#2- Yeah I can't believe she uploaded that for the world to see! But shes a nice girl so I sympathy liked it.

Sympathy Like by Deftoner March 11, 2011

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs 

when one sweats profusely

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs by hombredelobo November 21, 2011