Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

by summiebummie February 24, 2023

Out of pocket

Doing the most acting crazy...out of control; looking crazy; chiya chambers

Yo did she just fart
Bro she out of pocket

Yo you see her hair

Bro it's out of pocket

by Suspect2456 December 29, 2016

Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024

pocket pedo

someone five years older than someone whilst still being quite young being under the age of 30

that young man is a pocket pedo

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020

pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.

“Pocket legos are life braaa.”

by TheGayLegoFig January 19, 2018

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.

by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022

Hot Pocket

Drew Bybee

Ole hot pocket ass

by Master_Bates October 6, 2013