one ey3d 

a person who lost their right eye in a shingle fight

casey is one ey3e

one ey3d by Weeble Man June 23, 2004

Brown eyed eagle 

Having anal sex on a par 3 hole on a golf course.

Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.

Brown eyed eagle by PeoplePlanter April 21, 2009

Wizard Eyes

A stare given to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies

Dude, did you see Greg in math class, he gave me Wizard Eyes! I'm freakin' out bro! FREAKIN' OUT!

Wizard Eyes by Doodes McGrey April 18, 2011

naughty eyes 

the look of which suggests intimate encounters in the bedroom

Sabrina looked at me with her naughty eyes as i took her to the bedroom for some behind doors action!

naughty eyes by J. earl W. October 4, 2011

9 eyed monkey 

drunk, wasted, fubar, etc

Originated in Va. Beach, VA by wadester

I was as drunk as a 9 eyed monkey

9 eyed monkey by wadester November 23, 2011

Third Eye Brown 

Is the fissure at the end of the alimentary aqueduct through which compacted refuse of digestion - turned to ordure - is excreted from the body. More commonly known as the… ASSHOLE or Anus…Also called the chocolate starfish or the rusty bullet hole.

"Hey Dude how is your Third eye brown?"

"Well if you must know it's pretty brown considering I just took a huge shit."

"Oh that's cool."

"Really? You think that's cool? See I think it would be a lot cooler if you'd buy some fucking toilet paper so I could wipe my third eye. It can't see shit!"

booty anus poohole bum rectum

Third Eye Brown by ECHOROCK November 29, 2011

Iowa eye exam 

Placing a poop contaminated finger into your or someone else's eye

Kimmie totally gave herself the Iowa eye exam. Now she has wicked pinkeye!

Iowa eye exam by SlingshotSpectre November 21, 2013