cum-shot head-cheeseburger 

A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.

We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!

cum-shot head-cheeseburger by eda-skip October 13, 2021

cum farmer 

Someone who has a cum farm, works at a sperm bank, or likes cum. Used mostly as an insult

Jack: "That bitch is is a slut!"

Dustin: "Yeah, what a cum farmer"

cum farmer by A8974189k September 19, 2006

cum nuggets 

the containers used to hold semen in your nutsack.

i could feel the sperm coming out of my cum nuggets.

cum nuggets by jonathan amar July 23, 2008

Cum Sucker 

Someone who enjoys putting long objects in their mouth.

Remember that Ingo Tragelehn from MTV's Real World? He was such a Cum Sucker.

Cum Sucker by Longshaft McWormy November 24, 2007

Cum Tease 

When a male is having sex with a female and building her up to her climax, and just as she is about to cum he pulls out punches her in the face and screams, "NOPE!"

I cum teased this bitch last night and she didn't want to cuddle afterwards. I guess it was because of the black eye I gave her...

Cum Tease by Jhale1800 January 10, 2008

cum-shot distance envy 

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

cum-shot distance envy by eda-skip October 7, 2021

cum-on-a-pizza 

cum-on-a-pizza is a masturbation game that guys play, similar to cum-on-a cookie, except all the guys jack off on a large pepperoni pizza and the last dude to have a cumgasm, has to eat the cummiest piece of pizza -- and the guys keep doing that until the pizza is gone.

We played cum-on-a-pizza and I kept losing, so I had to eat a lot of cummy pizza -- yum!

cum-on-a-pizza by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020