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boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance
hey dusty lets get boiled crooked
boiled crooked by zacharyscream March 12, 2008
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boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance
hey dusty lets get boiled crooked
boiled crooked by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

boil foiled 

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.
1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.
The act of obtaining a raging mega boner.
"Try not to boinf when you see the new teacher." or "That picture of Kate Beckinsale made me boinf big time."
Boinf by xanderparker October 9, 2008
What southern united states residents call black people.
"Git ova here 'boieh', and pick these tobacco leaves"
boieh by youdontknowmeh June 18, 2009

boiled the bunny 

the act of a girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, someone you had a one-night stand with, etc. going off the deep end and becomes obsessive and/or delusional
guy 1: I told my girlfriend I had basketball practice and she still called me 10 times in 2 hours

guy 2: You need to dump her man, she's officially boiled the bunny on you