urban dictionary

Really really hilarious website. The deffinitions below this may condemn it and its "authors" by saying they are rude and steroetypical, however these people apparently enjoy indulging in constant hipocrasy, as they are also rude and sterotypical. Note the morons who call the people who write clever and witty deffinitions for words "lifeless douchbag whiny teen homosexual faggot mom rapers...ect ect ect." BITTER IRONY-these people are writing deffinitions with the sole intent of making fun of people who write deffinitions here. Of course, some people are just lacking in common sense.(and no, the deffinitions here are not all useless, sometimes this site is extremely helpful) Where else would you find the deffinitions for some of these words?

While urban dictionary .com is polluted by hipocritical crusty men with nothing to do except insult the youth that their generation raised, I still spend hours here laughing histericaly and gaining a bit of enlightenment at the same time.

by por-sha August 17, 2007

urban dictionary

The place to go whenever someone says something that you dont know what it means, but you really feel like you should know what it means...

Guy 1: ya man, Susy is a freak. The other night she did the Alligator Fuckhouse to me!!

Guy 2: Wow thats neat, what's an Alligator Fuckhouse?

Guy 1: Ah dude, just look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by free styler miler April 3, 2009

Urban dictionary

A quick and easy way to promote unscrupulous hatred using the power of the world wide interweb.

Don't upset me or i will Urban dictionary your name and work and in no time everyone that searches you on the internet will believe you are horrible and your work is disgusting. You will lose business and respect so fast it will make your head spin.
Lots of people will read this, and give whatever background information you want, because they really don't care.

by Youhypocrites November 12, 2009

urban dictionary

a place where people go to rather find a definition of the word or get scared for life

jimmy - "mommy mommy, what does 'fuck it right in the pussy' mean"
mom- "jimmy are you on urban dictionary again?"

by StupidKid5,688,345,785,367 July 27, 2016

urban dictionary

a website full of morons who think they are hilarious but really they are just a bunch of nimrods

idiot: means when you scratch your balls

Me:wow this urban dictionary guy is a complete moron

by Being Honest October 13, 2012

urban faggot

Someone who is the queeriest of all the queers. One who sucks thousands of dicks a day.

Man that guys an urban faggot don't talk to him.

All of these urban faggots at my school, I hate it.

There's even some suburban faggots around

by theurbanfaggot October 13, 2013

urban enigma

Somebody that affords an incredibly high standard of living with no obvious form of income or criminal activity. For an example go to any cafe bar between the hours of 9 and 5 on a weekday.

Cafe assistant 1: Quiet today
Cafe assistant 2: Wait till 11, the urban enigmas will start getting up.

by 9 - 5 pacifist November 23, 2011