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Somebody that affords an incredibly high standard of living with no obvious form of income or criminal activity. For an example go to any cafe bar between the hours of 9 and 5 on a weekday.
Cafe assistant 1: Quiet today
Cafe assistant 2: Wait till 11, the urban enigmas will start getting up.
by 9 - 5 pacifist November 22, 2011
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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