Ham Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your pussy.

I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!

by Mark McBass August 12, 2022

summer sandwich

N. Two sweaty men with a big sausage in the middle. Preferably covered in a nice white sauce. Served hot.

Bro: Hey wanna make a summer sandwich? No homo!
Bro 2: Dude, summer sandwiches are definitely homo.

by liquid muffins I gmail.com March 4, 2014

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

Ice Cream Sandwich

getting a tit fuck from an Eskimo

ever heard of an ice cream sandwich...? No..? Retard

Dude i went to Greenland hooked up with this hot ass Eskimo chick and she gave me an ice cream sandwich

by Mr. Virgin May 13, 2019

Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017

Sandwich, Massachussetts

A town on Cape Cod thats named Sandwich for some reason

Massachussetts Man #1: Aye bro where do you reside

Massachussetts Man #2: Sandwich, Massachussetts

Massachussetts Man #1: huh

Massachussetts Man #2: SANDWICH, MASSACHUSSETTS

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead May 24, 2024